Hello fellow people. Greetings. I come in peace. Truly I do; I wish peace and happiness towards everyone *Golden Glitter explodes everywhere.* Try getting that out of your hair!

Anyways, My name is Jess and I am currently the most boring person on earth, yay! Y’all just met a world sensation…

(Which actually would not make me the most boring person on earth. Wow. Is that a oh-what-is-the-word impossibility? You can never be the most boring person on earth because then that would bring some attention which then would mean you could not possibly be the most boring person on earth anymore. Hmm… I will have to contemplate this.)

It is my pleasure to meet y’all, I hope we like to leave comments. I will try my best to refer to everyone in a gender-neutral way and as in-offensively as possible. However, if I have offended you please speak up! I will apologize and try and correct my mistake.

Love y’all! Peace and all that jazz. Jess Out.

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